A Mental Mind Fuck Can Be Nice.

I'm Carmen. I'm sad most of the time and need to stop eating.

I need more clothes.

—me everyday when getting ready (via vauo)

(via purqing)


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via brookeelizabeths)


my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via guy)


i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

(via guy)